Świeże małżeństwo, noc poślubna... Teść: ...nad ranem zięć schodzi na śniadanie z pięterka, zahacza teścia, gadka szmatka. Teściu się pyta: - I jak tam poszło? Będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie! - Jak to nie będzie? - Ano nie będzie. - Dlaczego? - Bo nie wchodzi. - Jak to nie wchodzi? - Ano nie. - Słuchaj - mówi teść - weź na ślinę posmaruj i na pewno wejdzie. Na drugi dzień nad ranem uśmiechnięty Teść podchodzi do zięcia: - I jak, będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie! - Jak to? Dlaczego? - Bo nie wchodzi!!! - Słuchaj weź trochę oleju na palec i wysmaruj na pewno pójdzie. Następnego dnia podbudowany ojciec poradami podchodzi do zięcia: - I jak poszło? Będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie!!! - Jak, kurna olek, nie będzie? - Bo nie wchodzi. - Słuchaj, weź całą szklankę, zalej olejem, włóż do niej penisa, pomocz go pod wieczór z godzinkę i na pewno wejdzie, nie ma bata na marychę. Ranek, sytuacja się powtarza. Pełen nadziei Teść podchodzi do zięcia i pyta go: - I jak, będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie!!! - Jak to nie będzie? A moczyłeś go w szklance tak jak ci mówiłem? - Nie wchodzi!!!!!
do paździeża w tedeiku jak znalazł
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do paździeża w tedeiku jak znalazł
Świeże małżeństwo, noc poślubna... Teść: ...nad ranem zięć schodzi na śniadanie z pięterka, zahacza teścia, gadka szmatka. Teściu się pyta: - I jak tam poszło? Będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie! - Jak to nie będzie? - Ano nie będzie. - Dlaczego? - Bo nie wchodzi. - Jak to nie wchodzi? - Ano nie. - Słuchaj - mówi teść - weź na ślinę posmaruj i na pewno wejdzie. Na drugi dzień nad ranem uśmiechnięty Teść podchodzi do zięcia: - I jak, będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie! - Jak to? Dlaczego? - Bo nie wchodzi!!! - Słuchaj weź trochę oleju na palec i wysmaruj na pewno pójdzie. Następnego dnia podbudowany ojciec poradami podchodzi do zięcia: - I jak poszło? Będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie!!! - Jak, kurna olek, nie będzie? - Bo nie wchodzi. - Słuchaj, weź całą szklankę, zalej olejem, włóż do niej penisa, pomocz go pod wieczór z godzinkę i na pewno wejdzie, nie ma bata na marychę. Ranek, sytuacja się powtarza. Pełen nadziei Teść podchodzi do zięcia i pyta go: - I jak, będzie wnuk? - Nie będzie!!! - Jak to nie będzie? A moczyłeś go w szklance tak jak ci mówiłem? - Nie wchodzi!!!!!
"Proces rafinacji składa się z 4 podstawowych etapów: odśluzowanie, odkwaszanie, bielenie i odwanianie".
WYBORNY !
W biedronce za jest w promo kujawski 2l za 11.99zl
no tak... człowiek kupił rano w lidlu olej wielkopolski 3l za 11,99, a tu pojawia się 3l za 9,99
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Teść: ...nad ranem zięć schodzi na śniadanie z pięterka, zahacza teścia, gadka szmatka. Teściu się pyta:
- I jak tam poszło? Będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!
- Jak to nie będzie?
- Ano nie będzie.
- Dlaczego?
- Bo nie wchodzi.
- Jak to nie wchodzi?
- Ano nie.
- Słuchaj - mówi teść - weź na ślinę posmaruj i na pewno wejdzie.
Na drugi dzień nad ranem uśmiechnięty Teść podchodzi do zięcia:
- I jak, będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!
- Jak to? Dlaczego?
- Bo nie wchodzi!!!
- Słuchaj weź trochę oleju na palec i wysmaruj na pewno pójdzie.
Następnego dnia podbudowany ojciec poradami podchodzi do zięcia:
- I jak poszło? Będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!!!
- Jak, kurna olek, nie będzie?
- Bo nie wchodzi.
- Słuchaj, weź całą szklankę, zalej olejem, włóż do niej penisa, pomocz go pod wieczór z godzinkę i na pewno wejdzie, nie ma bata na marychę. Ranek, sytuacja się powtarza. Pełen nadziei Teść podchodzi do zięcia i pyta go:
- I jak, będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!!!
- Jak to nie będzie? A moczyłeś go w szklance tak jak ci mówiłem?
- Nie wchodzi!!!!!
Teść: ...nad ranem zięć schodzi na śniadanie z pięterka, zahacza teścia, gadka szmatka. Teściu się pyta:
- I jak tam poszło? Będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!
- Jak to nie będzie?
- Ano nie będzie.
- Dlaczego?
- Bo nie wchodzi.
- Jak to nie wchodzi?
- Ano nie.
- Słuchaj - mówi teść - weź na ślinę posmaruj i na pewno wejdzie.
Na drugi dzień nad ranem uśmiechnięty Teść podchodzi do zięcia:
- I jak, będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!
- Jak to? Dlaczego?
- Bo nie wchodzi!!!
- Słuchaj weź trochę oleju na palec i wysmaruj na pewno pójdzie.
Następnego dnia podbudowany ojciec poradami podchodzi do zięcia:
- I jak poszło? Będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!!!
- Jak, kurna olek, nie będzie?
- Bo nie wchodzi.
- Słuchaj, weź całą szklankę, zalej olejem, włóż do niej penisa, pomocz go pod wieczór z godzinkę i na pewno wejdzie, nie ma bata na marychę. Ranek, sytuacja się powtarza. Pełen nadziei Teść podchodzi do zięcia i pyta go:
- I jak, będzie wnuk?
- Nie będzie!!!
- Jak to nie będzie? A moczyłeś go w szklance tak jak ci mówiłem?
- Nie wchodzi!!!!!
WYBORNY !